Writers choice: "Strides To Dislike"

It is fairly safe to say most people want to be liked. To be liked by people makes you feel good and gives you the sense of are not alone in the world. What if you do not want some one to like you? You may have a roommate who just sits around all day playing World of Warcraft while drinking beer and farts in their sleep. Could even be a girlfriend, who has cheated on you for the seventh time and you finally are realizing you are a fool. Some people maybe a little too soft spoken or not cruel enough to get this task done. Out in the world there are plenty of things one can do to achieve dislike.

Never be a positive person towards anything that may come your way. When one talks to you, they want to hear positive feed back on what ever their topic maybe. For example, someone comes up to you and gives you a compliment on your outfit and says, “Wow I really love your shirt.” Never say thank you, never! What you need to say is, “Excuse me? Do I know you?” Make sure your face looks like you just drank a glass of sour milk that has been left out for three days in the hot sun. This will give the impression that you are offended. Wait for them to respond and when they eventually do, keep staring for a good five seconds, with nothing more than a blank stare on your face. If you like you can still keep the sour milk face on, have your response be as negative as you can possibly make it. Say something like, “Yeah, well, I sure don’t like it! It was the only clean shirt I had to day, but I guess it is better than that ugly ass shirt that you have on.” If they have a friend with them, tell their friend that their shirt is ugly as well. It will be like killing two birds with one stone. A little warning you may get into a fight due to this technique, but don’t worry because fighting is negative as well.

Spit whenever and whereever, as you feel, to get random people to dislike you. If you’re one of those, “E-Mo” kids who dyes their hair black like their soul because you hate the world, this one may help you, you poor little thing. Keep in mind this can be more effective in certain situations. Passing people walking down the street and letting one fly is good, but to make this more effective, try it in buildings, or in people’s homes. Go into your local mall or library, make sure it is on a busy day if your schedule allows, or a holiday would be better, then find some one and follow them. If they go to Sears follow they go into the bathroom follow. Do any action to allow them to notice you. Once they do start spitting as you are following. After doing this for awhile make your self not seen, but make sure you do not lose them. Become a ninja and blend into your surroundings. Doing this will allow, the person you are following, to think you have left. Next follow them into their next destination. Walk up and stand next to them and look at what ever they are looking at. At this point they are most likely going to say something. Do not answer their question, say there shirt is ugly, spit once again, and walk away. How could some one like you after that? Let’s say you have friend who you just cannot stand any more for what ever reasons. What personal belongings they may have like their house, car, boat, or dog, spit on it. At first they may think you are just being rude, so this may take awhile, but eventually they will get the picture and will longer like you as a person.

Not all people want to be liked. Doing so can be hard for some, but is possible to accomplish. Be negative when a question or compliment comes your way. Turn that positive sign into a negative. Spit when ever as possible, but remember in some situations it is more effective. There are more techniques out there that are useful, so find a few more and try them out.